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		<title>It&#8217;s So Beautiful</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sarcasm is truth, truth sarcasm.]]></description>
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		<title>Some Wonderful, Magical Animal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people consider cows sacred, and will not eat beef, but I say that if we weren&#8217;t supposed to eat cows, they wouldn&#8217;t be so damned delicious. But this makes for a puzzle, for if the cow is holy, how can it be damned delicious? It&#8217;s like that saying, &#8220;It is a riddle wrapped in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Really Need</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A comfy place to sit when I read. This seems like a good choice!]]></description>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/12/09/what-i-really-need/</link>
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		<title>Twice a Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: &#8220;Do you think PGMs sometimes ask stupid questions?&#8221; A: &#8220;You have that inverted. The correction question is: &#8216;Do PGMs sometimes ask intelligent questions?&#8217;&#8221; A: &#8220;The answer is &#8216;yes&#8217;.&#8221; A: &#8220;Then again, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/03/06/twice-a-day/</link>
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		<title>I Wanna Be an Internet Kid!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t wanna go out, I&#8217;m an Internet kid. There&#8217;s a million sites online That I can surf on. From LOLs to Tweets to Torrents please. It&#8217;s the biggest toy store there is! I don&#8217;t wanna go out, cuz, baby, if I did, I couldn&#8217;t be an Internet kid!]]></description>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/03/04/i-wanna-be-an-internet-kid/</link>
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		<title>How the Economy Affects Web Design</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so with people buying lots of &#8220;NetBooks,&#8221; with screen resolutions of 1024&#215;600, the average resolution for web users is gonna (or is already) go down. Of course, this effects web design. I call this effect, &#8220;Pixel Downsizing.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/03/04/how-the-economy-affects-web-design/</link>
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		<title>The new diet craze sweeping the nation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The new Ultimate Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Diet is sweeping the nation: The more you THINK about losing weight, the more calories your brain burns, thus causing you to lose weight. It&#8217;s a miracle of self-delusion!]]></description>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/03/03/the-new-diet-craze-sweeping-the-nation/</link>
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		<title>LOLCats on Broadway!</title>
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		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/02/27/lolcats-on-broadway/</link>
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		<title>My New New Pad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check it out: The scale is a bit misleading. The ceiling is 15&#8242; high. The short wall between living room and bedroom is taller than I am.  :)]]></description>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/02/17/my-new-new-pad/</link>
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		<title>Men Have Nipples</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And who IS that manly man, you ask? Why, that&#8217;s Vladimir Putin, of course!]]></description>
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