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		<title>In a More Just World&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2011/02/28/in-a-more-just-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 18:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These would have been the Academy Award winners: Best Picture: Machete Best Actor: Danny Trejo, Machete Best Actress: Jessica Alba&#8217;s naked ass, Machete Best Supporting Actor: Cheech Marin, Machete Best Supporting Actress: Ellen Wong, Scott Pilgrim vs the World Best Director: Ethan Maniquis &#38; Robert Rodriguez, Machete Best Original Screenplay: Robert Rodriguez &#38; Álvaro Rodríguez, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These would have been the Academy Award winners:</p>
<p>Best Picture: Machete<br />
Best Actor: Danny Trejo, Machete<br />
Best Actress: Jessica Alba&#8217;s naked ass, Machete<br />
Best Supporting Actor: Cheech Marin, Machete<br />
Best Supporting Actress: Ellen Wong, Scott Pilgrim vs the World<br />
Best Director: Ethan Maniquis &amp; Robert Rodriguez, Machete<br />
Best Original Screenplay: Robert Rodriguez &amp; Álvaro Rodríguez, Machete<br />
Best Adapted Screenplay: Scott Pilgrim vs the World<br />
Visual Effects: Scott Pilgrim vs the World<br />
Music (Original Score): Scott Pilgrim vs the World<br />
Music (Original Song): Garbage Truck by Beck, Scott Pilgrim vs the World</p>
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		<title>Facebook == Sucks Less</title>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2010/12/16/facebook-sucks-less/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 01:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tumbleweed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook. Only a success because MySpace was worse. MySpace, only a success because LiveJournal was worse. LiveJournal, only a success because GeoCities was worse. GeoCities, only a success because AOL was worse. AOL, only a success because BBSes were too hard for grandma. I really miss BBSes. *sigh* Facebook has my minimum amount of attention.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Facebook. Only a success because MySpace was worse. MySpace, only a success because LiveJournal was worse. LiveJournal, only a success because GeoCities was worse. GeoCities, only a success because AOL was worse. AOL, only a success because BBSes were too hard for grandma. I really miss BBSes. *sigh*</p>
<p>Facebook has my minimum amount of attention.</p>
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		<title>Some Wonderful, Magical Animal</title>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2010/08/24/some-wonderful-magical-animal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tumbleweed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people consider cows sacred, and will not eat beef, but I say that if we weren&#8217;t supposed to eat cows, they wouldn&#8217;t be so damned delicious. But this makes for a puzzle, for if the cow is holy, how can it be damned delicious? It&#8217;s like that saying, &#8220;It is a riddle wrapped in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some people consider cows sacred, and will not eat beef, but I say that if we weren&#8217;t supposed to eat cows, they wouldn&#8217;t be so damned delicious. But this makes for a puzzle, for if the cow is <em><strong>holy</strong></em>, how can it be <em><strong>damned</strong></em> delicious? It&#8217;s like that saying, &#8220;It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.&#8221; It&#8217;s a philosophical turducken!</p>
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		<title>Twice a Day</title>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/03/06/twice-a-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tumbleweed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: &#8220;Do you think PGMs sometimes ask stupid questions?&#8221; A: &#8220;You have that inverted. The correction question is: &#8216;Do PGMs sometimes ask intelligent questions?&#8217;&#8221; A: &#8220;The answer is &#8216;yes&#8217;.&#8221; A: &#8220;Then again, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: #204a87;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span style="font-size: small;">Q: &#8220;Do you think PGMs sometimes ask stupid questions?&#8221;</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"></span></span><span style="font-size: small;">A: &#8220;You have that inverted. The correction question is: &#8216;Do PGMs sometimes ask intelligent questions?&#8217;&#8221;</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"></span></span><span style="font-size: small;">A: &#8220;The answer is &#8216;yes&#8217;.</span>&#8221;<br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"></span></span><span style="font-size: small;">A: &#8220;Then again, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>How the Economy Affects Web Design</title>
		<link>http://tumbleweed.net/2009/03/04/how-the-economy-affects-web-design/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tumbleweed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so with people buying lots of &#8220;NetBooks,&#8221; with screen resolutions of 1024&#215;600, the average resolution for web users is gonna (or is already) go down. Of course, this effects web design. I call this effect, &#8220;Pixel Downsizing.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so with people buying lots of &#8220;NetBooks,&#8221; with screen resolutions of 1024&#215;600, the average resolution for web users is gonna (or is already) go down. Of course, this effects web design.</p>
<p>I call this effect, &#8220;Pixel Downsizing.&#8221;</p>
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