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It’s So Beautiful

tumbleweed — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:05:16 +0000

Sarcasm is truth, truth sarcasm.

Some Wonderful, Magical Animal

tumbleweed — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:12:18 +0000

Some people consider cows sacred, and will not eat beef, but I say that if we weren’t supposed to eat cows, they wouldn’t be so damned delicious. But this makes for a puzzle, for if the cow is holy, how can it be damned delicious? It’s like that saying, “It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.” It’s a philosophical turducken!

Twice a Day

tumbleweed — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:28:25 +0000

Q: “Do you think PGMs sometimes ask stupid questions?”
A: “You have that inverted. The correction question is: ‘Do PGMs sometimes ask intelligent questions?’”
A: “The answer is ‘yes’.”
A: “Then again, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

How the Economy Affects Web Design

tumbleweed — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:16:28 +0000

Okay, so with people buying lots of “NetBooks,” with screen resolutions of 1024×600, the average resolution for web users is gonna (or is already) go down. Of course, this effects web design.

I call this effect, “Pixel Downsizing.”

The new diet craze sweeping the nation

tumbleweed — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:06:38 +0000

The new Ultimate Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Diet is sweeping the nation: The more you THINK about losing weight, the more calories your brain burns, thus causing you to lose weight. It’s a miracle of self-delusion!

LOLCats on Broadway!

tumbleweed — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:12:02 +0000

I CAN HAZ MEMORIEZ IN TEH MOONLITE?

Men Have Nipples

tumbleweed — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:35:34 +0000

And who IS that manly man, you ask? Why, that’s Vladimir Putin, of course!