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Q: “Do you think PGMs sometimes ask stupid questions?”
A: “You have that inverted. The correction question is: ‘Do PGMs sometimes ask intelligent questions?’”
A: “The answer is ‘yes’.
A: “Then again, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”


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Okay, so with people buying lots of “NetBooks,” with screen resolutions of 1024×600, the average resolution for web users is gonna (or is already) go down. Of course, this effects web design.

I call this effect, “Pixel Downsizing.”

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The new Ultimate Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Diet is sweeping the nation: The more you THINK about losing weight, the more calories your brain burns, thus causing you to lose weight. It’s a miracle of self-delusion!

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LOLCats on Broadway

I CAN HAZ MEMORIEZ IN TEH MOONLITE?

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Men Have Nipples

And who IS that manly man, you ask? Why, that’s Vladimir Putin, of course!

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