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Sarcasm is truth, truth sarcasm.

Some people consider cows sacred, and will not eat beef, but I say that if we weren’t supposed to eat cows, they wouldn’t be so damned delicious. But this makes for a puzzle, for if the cow is holy, how can it be damned delicious? It’s like that saying, “It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.” It’s a philosophical turducken!

A comfy place to sit when I read. This seems like a good choice!

Q: “Do you think PGMs sometimes ask stupid questions?”
A: “You have that inverted. The correction question is: ‘Do PGMs sometimes ask intelligent questions?’”
A: “The answer is ‘yes’.”
A: “Then again, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

I don’t wanna go out,
I’m an Internet kid.
There’s a million sites online
That I can surf on.

From LOLs to Tweets to Torrents please.
It’s the biggest toy store there is!
I don’t wanna go out, cuz, baby, if I did,
I couldn’t be an Internet kid!

Okay, so with people buying lots of “NetBooks,” with screen resolutions of 1024×600, the average resolution for web users is gonna (or is already) go down. Of course, this effects web design.

I call this effect, “Pixel Downsizing.”

The new Ultimate Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Diet is sweeping the nation: The more you THINK about losing weight, the more calories your brain burns, thus causing you to lose weight. It’s a miracle of self-delusion!

Check it out:

The scale is a bit misleading. The ceiling is 15′ high. The short wall between living room and bedroom is taller than I am.  :)

And who IS that manly man, you ask? Why, that’s Vladimir Putin, of course!